North Carolina was still celebrating its NCAA basketball title and Clayton Kershaw had pitched a season total of seven innings the last time the Galaxy won a game at home.
Easter was still nine days away.
The Houston Dynamo are in an even deeper slump. The last time they won on the road, presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton was still preparing for her first debate with Donald Trump.
One of those streaks figures to end Saturday when the Galaxy plays host to the Dynamo (8 p.m., UniMas) in their first game at the StubHub Center since May 6.