The second round of Premier League fixtures get underway on Saturday - after a barnstorming start to the season saw Manchester City and Liverpool pick up where they left off, Manchester United remember they were good and West Ham take up their usual residence at the bottom of the table after one game.
But enough of reality, because where's the fun in that? We all know fantasy football is the place to be - after all, the majority of us are left sweating over the course of a week wondering whether or not our starting XI's are going to do the business.