I'm not going to do a long intro for this. You've seen the title, you know what we're looking at here: it's 20 men, in reverse order of how likely they are to join a cult. That's it. That's the list. There's no metacommentary, it's not linked to anything that's actually happened, it's just...this.
Is there a more astoundingly level-headed, sensible manager in the Premier League than Chris Hughton? There is not.
Let's not fuck around, Jurgen Klopp is a cult man. But that man, 6'3 of affected Teutonic energy, would rather get a sensible haircut or have a press conference without a premeditated bit of wackiness than join someone else's cult.