Football is a serious sport, played by serious people. It's almost as serious as food, and there's no food more serious than burgers.
There are actually a fair few similarities between how these two extremely serious mediums are constructed. Much like a well oiled football team, a burger is the sum of its parts - with each item fulfilling a specific and integral role. Take just one ingredient out, and the burger loses it's essence.
If you're still skeptical, fear not - here is a world football XI categorised as their burger ingredient counterparts, and assembled in a continental 3-4-3, to quell your confusion:
N'Golo Kanté - The Bun The superlatives have long since run out on the impact of N'Golo Kanté in two title winning campaigns.