As the final whistle blew at Turf Moor on Saturday evening following Chelsea's impressive 4-2 victory over hosts Burnley, the entire footballing world mentally shared the exact same sentiment in unison: "I can't wait to tuck into the post-match stats after this one!"
That's right, you lucky so-and-so's! Thanks to our wonderful and brainy friends at Opta, 90min is comin' at ya with some mind-blowing info that you can impress your pals with during a Sunday roast at your local.
Chelsea's fantastic display against Burnley keeps Frank Lampard's boys in the top four, and the young guns continue to blow down the house of every Premier League piggy that stands in their way.