As per usual, we've scoured the globe to bring you the very best golazos from the weekend, including efforts from Spain, Russia, Scotland, Argentina, Mexico, Egypt, Bosnia and Herzegovina, and—last but not least—England.
Such is the quality of the ranking that there's no room for Sergio Ramos' bicycle kick at Sevilla, Lukas Podolski's powerful volley at Rizespor, Alan Dzagoev's athletic effort and Joe Cole's first goal for Coventry.
This list only considers first-team goals, but Ruben Loftus-Cheek also deserves a nod for his stunning solo effort for Chelsea U21s.