It was hard to top Jurgen Klopp's announcement that he would leave Dortmund in the summer, HSV appointing Bruno Labbadia, and then involuntary giving away the fact that BVB-bound Thomas Tuchel turned them down on Wednesday. But, somehow, Bayern Munich managed to do just that later that night. Going down 3-1 at FC Porto in the Champions League -- opponents that Philipp Lahm had described as "not the most awkward after the draw" -- was not in the script.
Every defeat for the Bavarians is a big story, but it was the manner in which Pep Guardiola's men failed at the Dragao that was most shocking to themselves and their compatriots.