In the hallowed halls of media cliches, a gigantic football score is normally known as a cricket score. But, while 23-0 is a feasible cricket score, it doesn't really ring true. But a rugby score? Now we're talking.
And we have Bayern Munich to thank for this linguistic revolution, after the Bundesliga champions romped (don't worry, that's still the only appropriate word for such a win) to a 23-0 win against FC Rottach-Egern.
It was rottach luck for Egern, who were made to look like amateurs against the Bavarians because, well, that's what they are.