Neymar is rumored to be interested in a move to Paris Saint-Germain, in a shocking, record breaking transfer. FC Barcelona fans’ feelings are all over the place. They’re positively, Gollum-esque.
Gollum: We hates Neymar! Cruel Neymar is trying to leave us and trick us!
Sméagol: No, no, no! Neymar would never do that to us!
Gollum: Poor Sméagol. You think tricksy Neymar likes you? Noooooobody likes you!
Sméagol: But Neymar seems so happy!
Gollum: Wicked Neymar! Loses the ball too often!