On Monday evening, football fans all over the world will focus their attention on an event that is only tangentially related to the joyous act of watching world class football: the 2015 Ballon d'Or ceremony.
The glitzy event at Zurich's Kongresshaus will reveal who is the greatest footballer on the planet: Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo or Nicklas Bendtner. Sorry, Neymar.
As the upper echelons of the beautiful game prepare to pat themselves on the back for a few hours, here's our tongue-in-cheek prediction for how the evening will unfold. Take a look and let us know what you think will happen with a comment!