Clue: Four of the eleven above are mentioned.
Reality: Probably only one will.
That's right, the 'Ornacle' himself has made the claim that not only are Arsenal interested in signing the Crystal Palace winger, but the player himself 'favours' a move to north London over the other interested parties.
While it is the kind of ambitious move that was hinted when Ivan Gazidis stated the club's move to the Emirates was a 'catalyst for change', it may well have been better suited to a time when the club actually had some money.
One of the worst kept secrets this summer has been the pitiful transfer budget Unai Emery has to throw about this window, somewhere around £45m.