While America will not be playing in this year's World Cup, there is still plenty of excitement surrounding the event.
Argentina, one of the frontrunners to win the title, is more than ready for the challenge.
That is the challenge of picking up Russian chicks, of course.
That's right. In the manual sent out to all Argentine players, there is a full chapter dedicated to what Russian girls typically look for in men. Such advice includes "Russian girls hate boring men" and "Pay attention to their values and personality. Don’t ask stupid questions about sex.