After a dominant first-leg victory, Jon Arnold writes to the Tigres manager to congratulate him on a certain Liga MX championship.
Change the cartridge, Tuca! Your Tigres are champions. If you stick with your tradition of chopping off your substantial mustache after winning a trophy, you'll enter the holidays freshly shaved. That razor better be ready to go.
What's that? Oh, I know you don't want to say it's over. There are 90 minutes of soccer to be played. But Sunday's second leg in Mexico City is all but academic. Enjoy yourself down there! Sip some pulque.