Following a week where, I mean Jesus, what didn't happen? Seriously, Jesus, on this Easter weekend, please tell me what didn't happen in the world of football this week, because I'm at a loss. Essentially:
- Ajax did it again.
- Juventus cratered as an institution. No seriously - they did.
- United Jose'd again.
- Tottenham DIDN'T Tottenham.
- Liverpool Liverpool'd.
- Chelsea didn't Chelsea, then drastically did.
- Europa League Unai Emery Europa League Unai Emery'd.
But that was just a tiny portion of what went down, so to help us explain the rest, we've employed dramatic comedy and soul-searcher extraordinaire, Noah Baumbach, and all his filmography, to help us slog through it.