So, we've just done the worst ever team names in unlicensed football games, but that opened up an entirely new rabbit hole that we could not resist getting lost down.
Over the years, there have been some astonishing player names in various unlicensed games. Some are fairly easy to work out, but others have built up an almost cult following as a result of their greatness.
There are thousands to choose from, but here are eight of the worst player names in unlicensed football games.
Starting off strong. Back in Pro Evolution Soccer 2009, there weren't too many players with real names.