Here's a fun - and oft' overlooked - fact: footballers are funny. No, seriously. They're funny. They've got bits.
Which is why, for the life of me, I can't understand why not one footballer, not ever, has once hosted the comedic Goliath 'Saturday Night Live'.
I'd like to rectify this.
So, coming live from my Van Down By the River, Old Prospector's pickaxe in my right hand, Cowbell in my left, Opera Man wig on my head, El Nino thundering away above it, here are the eight footballers who could, nay should, host SNL.