UEFA have unveiled a third club competition to go alongside the prestigious Champions League and pitiful Europa League, and they've called it the Europa Conference League.
As the (obviously horrendous) name suggests, this is the lowest-grade tournament of the lot, offering 'more clubs in more countries a chance to participate in European football'. Which basically means worse clubs from more obscure places to participate in something that will only faintly resemble football.
In any case, it gave us an idea. What are the worst named competitions in football history? Here's what we came up with.
The tournament made famous by Joe Cole's incredible exploits for the Under-14s, it was originally called the SuperCupNI (on account of it's being held in Northern Ireland), but they quickly realised this wasn't penetrating the mainstream.