Welcome to the first installment of the 2015-16 season's sole, truly reliable measure of hoop accomplishment and prowess in the known universe, which is not so humbly known as ... The Bilas Index.
Of course, it is difficult for The Bilastrator to be humble when he produces something this prophetic and accurate. The general public is easily fooled by the horribly inaccurate measures and proclamations of other analytics, none of which have the exactness and precision of The Bilas Index. In addition, the unwashed masses can use the predictive powers of The Bilas Index to win office pools and daily fantasy cash.