In dark times like these, a normally self-assured observer of the great and glorious game known as college basketball can find himself or herself beset by troubling existential quandaries.
Such as this: How is a team with the most talented 19-year-old in the world this bad? Are we here for a reason? What happens if a team banned from the NCAA tournament doesn't lose a game? Do we live in "The Matrix"? Why did Georgetown almost beat Maryland and Duke if it can't handle Radford and UNC Asheville at home? Are aliens inside us?
Are some of these questions just episode titles from Morgan Freeman's "Through the Wormhole?