Psst! Hey, you.
Excited for the NCAA tournament? Of course you are. First, though, a word. Look, kid, there's something you should hear. Something they don't want you to know.
We're all flying blind here. With a blindfold on. In the fog. At night.
No -- seriously. Nobody has a clue.
Every NCAA tournament is unpredictable. Upsets are part of the fun. But not like this. Not after a season like this.
You can literally count the ways: In 2015-16, top-10 teams suffered 74 losses, the most since the Associated Press launched its Top 25 poll .