With Steve Spurrier long gone, and his heir to the SEC Quip Throne, Brett Bielema, shipped off, SEC Media Days refuse to sparkle. With the SEC Network opening with, “Will we find out which coaches cut their own grass,” maybe it’s time to just forget the whole thing.
(SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey assured all that the answer was zero. I guess then it could be a serious question.)
The SEC Network quickly pivoted to which coach will use the least number of words to make his remarks. The results are still being tabulated.
PAUL! PAUL!
The SEC Network can’t be faulted.