Get your popcorn ready! Grab your silliest hat and let go of all your judgments and inhibitions.
It's SEC media-days time, folks!
That's right: We are less than a week away from one of sport's biggest spectacles that literally doesn't involve anyone doing anything remotely athletic. (Unless you count college football coaches and players gracefully sidestepping crazed fans in the lobby of the Wynfrey Hotel in Hoover, Alabama.)
Getting 1,000 media members -- and fans -- crammed into a ballroom to greet all 14 SEC head coaches and three players from each school is the norm at this time of year.