What do you get when you combine soccer, George Orwell and animal control?
Answer: CA Tigre, a first-division team in Argentina that floated an ill-fated plan to ferret out hooligans at the gate by surgically implanting microchips into fans’ bodies.
But why stop there? License tags and rabies shots for everybody!
Headlines
• At TheOnion.com: “MLB mascots union demands more bald fans to playfully tease between innings.”
• At TheKicker.com: “Browns keep NFL in suspense, refuse to accept the results of season.”
Robin Hoodlum
A massive attack by hackers shut down Twitter, Spotify, Netflix and a bunch of other websites Friday, but the news wasn’t all bad.