Right around this time last year, Sounders fan Matt Oak made a rather bold promise:
@mattoak like if Sounders win a trophy this year I'll get this Celine Dion ass tattoo. And I don't Welch on bets like @mread531
— InsufferabOu2b50ufe0fK (@mattoak) February 14, 2016
For a good chunk of the season that seemed like a rather safe prediction, as the Sounders seemed far more likely to have their worst-ever season than anything that would result in glory. We all know how that turned out, though.
True to his word, Oak is following through, albeit by asking friends and fans of awful tattoos to help fund it.