This is probably one of the most important articles you’ll ever read.
There’s an abundance of aspects looked at when assessing players, like physicality, first touch, and passing accuracy, but the one category that really means something in the grand scheme of things is the player’s hair. How are the players distinguished on the field? Not by the large numbers on their back or their position on the field, but by their hair.
The Sounders have been blessed with some pretty strong hair talent during their time in MLS. It’s time to reward the guys for their superior styles in what I’m calling the “Best Hair XI.