Jordan Morris made a beer ad, his buds are cracking wise

Jordan Morris ... bless his heart. The Seattle Sounders forward came into the league with a squeaky clean image, promptly moved in with his folks, got a dog and will never shake that image no matter how many tattoos he gets.

So, you can imagine how his first beer #ad was received.

Freedom Reserve is a limited edition beer proudly brewed by a select group of @BudweiserUSA veterans. This summer, Budweiser will donate $1 to Folds of Honor – a non-profit providing scholarships to families of fallen soldiers – for every case purchased.