Ladies, we all know that the single most important goal in life is to meet a man, right? Jobs, friends ... who cares about those trivial things? As the Seattle Weekly points out in an article that doesn't appear to be satire, it can be hard to find a man in Seattle because so many of them like sports. And as fellow women know, sports are scary!
Thank goodness we have advice like this: "Are you eyeing that adorably dorky guy sporting a Sounders scarf, playing darts and downing pints with his bro-grammer friends?