Christmas is this Friday. I thought it would be fun to write a letter to Santa Claus asking for some new players for the Seattle Sounders. In the Sounders Cinematic Universe™, Garth Lagerwey is actually Santa Claus. He’s a magical creature who can make things appear out of thin air.
Dear Santa,
I just want to say that 2020 has been a really weird year. I know that the Sounders made MLS Cup and that was cool and all, but then we lost. I’m not super mad about that because I had a lot of fun supporting the team this year and it was a good distraction from everything else going on.