I am a worse human being for having sat through three hours of that trash-tier football.
That’s it. That’s the intro paragraph. Here’s Winners and Losers and then I’m watching my other favorite team, the Portland Trail Blazers, who are also owned by Vulcan Inc and are probably a season similar to this year’s Seattle Seahawks away from having the exact same daunting offseason ahead of them. Actually check that, the Blazers are getting stuffed by the Clippers like normal. I’m tired of losing to Los Angeles teams every year.
Winners
DK Metcalf
It ain’t his fault that he only had 2 catches given the performance of his quarterback.