Because we all know that this team would be amazing on television.
INT. SEAHAWKS LOCKER ROOM - NIGHT
Halftime of the preseason Week 1 game against the Denver Broncos. Head coach Pete Carroll is talking to the team.
Pete: Okay guys, bring it in. We're down 20-10, having a hard time moving the ball. Pardon my language but what the heck? I mean .. DARN!
Cut to defensive tackle Brandon Mebane, whose eyes grow wide and jaw drops after hearing Pete say the word "Darn."
Tom Cable: (Somberly) Coach.