Arrowhead Stadium is surely sacred ground to noted Kansas City fan/my imaginary boyfriend Paul Rudd, but it’s been a graveyard for our Seahawks over the decades. Seattle is an abysmal 5-21 all time in Kansas City, and they have only won there TWICE since 1980. Thankfully Friday night’s game is only a preseason tune-up- But given our team’s history in that venue, I’ll be happy if we simply escape without some sort of The Dark Knight Rises-esque calamity befalling the boys in blue.
Sidebar: You know how a couple of weeks ago I told y’all to hold off on buying those Tyler Lockett and Frank Clark jerseys?