I won’t keep you long, Seahawks fans. You are probably busy planning or playing pranks on your family members and/or co-workers. It is April Fools’ Day, of course. We should all have fun at the expense of others. There is nothing wrong with that. So in honor of this great holiday, here are three headlines (not really) torn from the pages of today’s greatest newspapers and magazines.
Russell Wilson retiring for family reasons
April 4th, 2019 – Following the earth-shaking retirement of New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski, Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson has also decided to call it quits.