Do you know the way to sad, Jose? Siri certainly does.
If you’re ever in Cleveland, just ask Apple’s personal voice assistant, “Where is sadness?” — and Siri will direct you to FirstEnergy Stadium, home of the NFL’s hapless Browns.
According to WEWS-TV, this might have something to do with a 2011 YouTube video in which local comedian Mike Polk declared the Browns’ stadium “a factory of sadness.”
Truth is also in play here: The Browns have had one (1!) winning season since 2002.
Ka-ching!
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