Somewhere in a Pioneer Square bar, in the virtual shadows of CenturyLink Field, home to the Seattle Seahawks, an Irrational Seahawks Fan has a debate with a Rational Seahawks Fan about the merits of running backs over the age of thirty, generally, and whether the Seattle Seahawks should pursue signing Adrian Peterson, specifically. After carefully reviewing the beer menu with its one hundred twenty-seven locally brewed IPAs and ordering what the bartender assured them was the hoppiest of the hoppy brews, the conversation begins in earnest.
Irrational Seahawks Fan:
Dude. The Vikings released Adrian Peterson.