It's not so good. The latest batch of stats, I mean. But of course, we'll look back on this moment in laughter after our Hawks punk us with another deep playoff run. So rude.
These aren't your father's Seahawks. Zorn, Krieg, Largent, Warner, Easley. Those guys were playoff teases -- but very real badasses.
These aren't your cool aunt's Seahawks. Kitna then Hasselbeck; Warren then Alexander; Tez then Walter. Contenders, mostly.
These aren't even your older brother's Seahawks. Champions in their own right, led by a Beasting backfield and a defensive-end-pwning, fifty-burgering Russell Wilson. And most importantly, laying the foundation for success, a ball-hawking LOB that regularly humiliated superstars like Rodgers, Brady, Manning, Brees.