As many of you know, the Seattle Mariners have finally reported to Arizona in order to begin Spring Training. This signals the beginning of baseball season, a welcome sight for many Seattle sports fans.
While fans of the Seattle Seahawks span the entire United States - and globe for that matter - I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch to assume that a fairly decent percentage of Field Gulls readers root for the Mariners. I myself am pretty damn excited to watch the Biz absolutely rake in 2017.
Because of this, we’re going to navigate the multiverse to locate an alternate reality in which the Seahawks are, in fact, players on the Mariners.