“Nice guys? I don’t give a care. Team players? Go home and play with your kids. You wanna get ranked? Close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you choke artists? You can’t take this, how can you take the abuse you get from Pro Football Focus? You don’t like it, leave.”
- Glengarry Glen Ross paraphrased for relevance and profanity; also probably the Closing Index if it ever achieves the power of speech.
What I’ve learned about ESPN’s win probability since I wrote my first column about it is that it isn’t very diplomatic, and we’re not used to that.