A satirical look back at some of the quirkiest, most eyebrow-raising things that happened in the sports world this week.
Look who’s back, back, back in the booth.
Former ESPN icon Chris Berman will be among the rotating stable of announcers calling call Red Sox games on WEEI Radio this year.
Mookie “Gentlemen, Place Your” Betts and Mitch “This Land Is” Moreland refused comment.
Baked beans and jam
Boston has the worst traffic congestion in America, according to INRIX.
Beantown apologists immediately blamed it on density, geography and shutdowns for a title parade every six months.