Not 12 facts? Not “12 things to know to properly enjoy the ‘24 Seattle Seahawks”? Not “12 memories to cherish as a new era begins, 12 years after 2012”?
Cool it, Twelves. It was a long, glorious, ceremonious, iffy, then abruptly unceremonious 14 years with Pete Carroll. It’s ok for the list to be 14 items long instead of 12. It’s ok, I promise.
Typing out the number fourteen really does put into focus how long ago Carroll’s rookie season is, and how some of that 2010 lore might already feel like ancient history to some readers.