Why is it that so many NFL mascots are so damn creepy looking? This is especially true for the teams with human mascots, but some of the animal mascots are also creepy as all get out.
Sports comedy site Kissing Suzie Kolber put together power ranking for all the NFL’s mascots based on creepiness factor. This is peak NFL-offseason silliness, but the snark is so wonderfully crafted that it needs to be shared.
Blitz, the Seattle Seahawks mascot, is one of the cooler looking mascots in the NFL. I was a bit surprised when he wasn’t listed with Toro (Houston Texans), and Sir Purr (Carolina Panthers) as one of the least-creepy mascots in the league.