The Seattle Seahawks travel to St. Louis to take on the Rams on Sunday. It’ll be an epic battle of great defenses vs. awful offensive lines. It is unlikely that everyone will survive the encounter.
The weather forecast for the game is… whatever temperature they set the air conditioning to in that god forsaken dome.
I mean seriously, what self-respecting football team still plays in a damn dome? Domes are awful monstrosities dreamed up by insane mathematicians that hate football. Dante’ said in The Inferno there was a special circle of hell for people who build domes for football games, and the damn sport hadn’t even been invented yet when he wrote that book.