Jets over Rams,
Jets over Rams.
Jets over Rams!
You got this Jared Goff,
You got this Jared Goff.
You got this Jared Goff you studmuffin, you. Yes, you!
I’m doing literally everything I can, short of ordering a voodoo doll of Sean McVay on Amazon Prime and peppering it with syringes of —
hold on a sec everyone —
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Update: I’m doing literally everything I can, but maybe we’re better pinning our playoff positioning hopes on the team that didn’t just lose 40-3 to the Seahawks in a game that was not as close as the score indicated.