The Seattle Seahawks saved their season, the Baltimore Ravens are frauds, the Houston Texans’ next giveaway should be brown paper bags with eyeholes cut out. There, you’re caught up.
As always, the headline gives it away: these proprietary rankings are founded upon on overreaction, the very currency of modern sports fandom. Teams rise and fall based on what they’ve done for their fans lately. If you’re looking for serious ordination by serious people, might we suggest, practically everywhere else on the internet.
THE DEADWEIGHT EIGHT: 32-25
Their seasons are basically over, even if they’re not all mathematically eliminated just yet.