Okay, stop what you’re doing, whatever it is, I promise it’s worth it.
The trailer is out for Seattle Seahawks legend Marshawn Lynch’s newest movie, “Love Hurts.” The following two and a half minutes of your life will be filled with Marshawn pistol-whipping Ke Huy Quan (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”), getting kicked in the nuts, face-planting, dropping the line “This little four-foot, nothing-ass, Spider-Monkey, Ninja got hops!” in the way that only Marshawn can, and then getting shot.
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“Love Hurts” is Marshawn’s first in a long string of films slated to come out next year.