Let’s talk about something important. Are you all here? Well, I’m going anyway. Let’s talk about something important. Put that coffee down.Coffee’s for closers only. Do you think I’m messing with you? I am not messing with you. I’m here from downtown, and I’m here on a mission of mercy. You call yourself a football team? You certainly don’t. ‘Cause the good news is you’re fired. The bad news is you’ve got, all you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. ‘Cause we’re adding a little something to this month’s contest.
Introducing the Closing Index: A new (and proprietary!) way of thinking about the Seahawks’ record this season
