Hey, Seattle Seahawk dads, this one’s for you. How do you watch the games? Does your whole family hop on the couch with big foamy “12” mitts and blue and green popcorn – like a commercial for some cellular phone company? You know the ones, right? Where they target a region by tapping into zealous fanbases? And they try and overzealous the zealousness with enthusiasm for their product? No, that’s not real.
So, how do you guys do it? Do you hide in the garage bathroom while streaming it on your phones? Do you and your partner have a bargaining system?