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Good afternoon, rookies, and welcome to the official NFL Training Camp Media Guide. This guide will help you understand what to expect from upcoming camp pressers and interview requests. We all know how much you’ve gone through to get to this point in your career, and we congratulate you on being selected by the Seattle Seahawks.
As training camps begin this week, you will be asked to participate in media interviews after practice.