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Evil and heartless NFL writer says the Seahawks will have losing season

Adam Rank, who writes for nfl.com, is doubtless a kind, intelligent, and all-around lovely soul. However, I must take exception with one of his predictions in this article on ten active streaks in the NFL. It’s a great article, and I suggest you read it – after you finish this, of course. I agree with some of his predictions; for instance, Drew Brees will throw for over 4,000 yards for the 13th straight season. Brees will throw for 4,000 yards when he’s 87 and living in the Sunset Home for Unnaturally Spry, so of course he’ll do it this year.