DK Metcalf’s infinite route tree

DK Metcalf posed a novel answer to the question How many routes are in a full route tree?

Metcalf doesn’t regularly run every point of the morningstar. Even when he’s targeted an awful lot, he runs goes, crosses and outs.

It’s a crooked forest for sure. Now people may think I’m dogging DK when I write this, but I’m not! I am satirizing the often technocratic nature of scouting. There are endless intentionally obscure ways of describing the relatively simple act of playing football.