The Seattle Seahawks improved to 2-2 on the season, beating the Detroit Lions 13-10 on Monday Night Football. That's the real story. Unfortunately, all anyone seems to want to talk about is whether the NFL should have enforced some arcane footnote in the addendum to their rule book whose tangible purpose is completely null unless there's ever a referee's tournament on Jeopardy. So here's the deal I'm gonna make with you: I will address the KJ Wright tap / bat /slap /heavy petting play once and once only in exchange for your agreement that afterward, we talk about the stuff that actually has bearing on future performance (of which there was plenty).